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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

(via pizza)

snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

(via pizza)

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?

(Source: rudeasscop, via pizza)

fenrir-kin:

brigwife:

kidouyuuto:

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

English Person: *Points at an apple* Apple

French Person: Non c’est une fucking pomme 

*800 years of war*

"C’est une fucking pomme" is now my favourite phrase

right up there with Viva la pluto

(via pizza)

onlinegf:

verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

(via pizza)

urbancatfitters:

if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper

(Source: urbancatfitters, via pizza)

snatchedweaves:

check the obituaries 

realitytvgifs:

Lindsay Lohan’s Housewives Tagline!

(Source: lindsaygifs, via dulect)

"If it’s both terrifying and amazing then you should definitely pursue it."

- Erada  (via ambermozo)

(Source: thedailygrit, via ic-a-rus)

coolscar:

coolscar:

i think im gonna lay down…………

THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers

(via v-ast)